Back by Popular Demand: Failed Keg Stands
Here we go:
This is just a disaster from start to finish.
And finally...
Here we go:
This is just a disaster from start to finish.
And finally...
This is probably the most interesting thing Browns fans have watched all year. The team needs to take a hard look at what their performance on the field is doing to their fans off the field.
The Original Papa Bert's World Famous Stadium Sippin' Seat can do two great things for you: provide a great seat and provide a cheap drink at the stadium. With the economy the way it is and with the way venues price their drinks, you are going to start seeing a lot of these around. The Sippin’ Seat can hold up to 3 cups or an entire bottle (750ml) of grandpa’s old cough medicine. It can support up to 300+ lbs, and comes in an endless array of colors. If you are able to sneak the Sippin' Seat into the stadium, you're guaranteed to save money on drinks, and enjoy a cozier seat.
The Party Starter™ is designed to help make partying and drinking more fun and interactive. Simple to use, it easily elevates any party environment to the next level.
The Party Starter™ has two reservoirs, one for liquor and the other for the mixer(s) of your choice. It can dispense virtually any mixed drink or even straight alcohol. After filling the 2 reservoirs, you turn the dial to select one of 4 available ratios of liquor to mixer. Two to four pumps of the hand pump pressurizes The Party Starter™ , making it ready to start the party.
There is one right way to do a keg stand, and so many unassisted wrong ways. Warning: We DO NOT encourage "Unassisted Keg Stands," but we love to watch them.
Example 1:
Example 2:
This should be right up there with prestigious pre-game traditions, such as "Rubbing of Howard's Rock" and "Dotting the I". We're just saying.
This 4-Stroke Gas-Powered Party Blender has the reminiscence of one of Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor's fictitious powerful creations. However, we can guarantee that this is not fiction, and after grabbing the handlebars of this bad boy, and revving up its powerful 23cc 4-stroke gas engine, you'll be left wondering why you never had one before. This item is certainly not for the casual tailgater, but for the attention seeking, over-the-top tailgater who's looking to put on a good show for his faithful. The Party Blender is the ultimate icebreaker!
Features include telescopic legs that extend to a comfortable working height and retract for compact storage, and a stainless steel pitcher that detaches for easy pouring and cleanup. We don't want to leave you wondering, so the dimensions are 16" Long x 15" Wide x 21" Tall.
And if you were wondering why you would need a 23cc 4-Stroke Gas-Powered Party Blender, you definitely don't need one.